This is a full length book, not the usual few A5
pages representing no more than an expensive pamphlet with a stiff cover.
It has been in great demand since its first
publication. There will not be another.
About 160 pages packed with details and Ganges
humour, telling how it really was: cruel instructors, good instructors, boys
wounding themselves to obtain a discharge, one died on jankers, another in the
swimming pool; a townie 'oppo' of the author hung himself from a gas bracket
in his bedroom on Summer leave, 1948.
An ex-GANGES boy was a well-trained boy - or
else!
The last nostalgic march-past was held at 10
a.m., four bells in the forenoon watch, on June 6th, 1976 and was attended by
hundreds of ex-GANGES boys, some of them now in their seventies and one who
remembered joining GANGES in 1910.
After the march-past it was "standing
room only" in every pub from Pin Mill to Ipswich and there wasn't a dry
eye on the Shotley Peninsula; everyone wanted to know everyone else; Which year
were you there? Which mess were you in?"
GANGES closed officially on October 28th,
1976 when the white Ensign was hauled down for the very last time and now hangs
in the chapel of the Royal Hospital School, Holbrook.
The 150ft mast, that famous landmark of the
infamous GANGES, has now been preserved as a national monument, standing
sentinel to a nostalgic and colourful past.
H.M.S. Ganges was possessed of a reputation
in the Fleet that brought to the Shotley peninsula a depth of infamy, as a
geographical hell hole, touched on only lightly by Devils Island and the Gulag
Archipelago. My knowledge of it was, mercifully, acquired at second-hand and
for which I was and remain suitably grateful.
I predated John Douglas by some years in my
naval training and while Duncan Block, Chatham Barracks, was somewhat less
attractive than the life style enjoyed by the inmates of Newgate Prison we
became aware that somewhere up on the East coast there was another Naval
training establishment that was painful to even contemplate.
Dante Alighieri's chilling phrase 'Lasciate
ogni speranza voi ch'entrate!' would have served eminently well as the Ganges
motto. Those with a linguistic problem would have rapidly overcome that
shortcoming and discovered that Mr Alighieri had never spoken a truer word than
'All hope abandon, ye who enter here'.
The shape of things to come were made fairly
evident at my Own Naval alma mater where the new recruit was greeted with a
large sign reading 'If I am called upon to suffer then let me be like a
well-bred beast that goes away to suffer in silence'. There was nothing
ambiguous about Naval training in those days.
John Douglas parades before us with fearsome
clarity the memories of officers, instructors and fellow sufferers that we all
met and knew. Ours were not as archetypal as his own and for that relief we can
only give thanks.
As a communications 'sprog' myself my
training followed the same pattern and John Douglas brings it all back with
horrific thoroughness.
'The hornpipe'. I find the thought of those
poor wretches being drilled into a merry little dance particularly weird. Gruesome
is perhaps the word I was looking for.
The closest I ever came to that dreaded
peninsula was while serving on destroyers of the North Sea Patrol sailing out
of Harwich. It looked as grim and awful as it was.
Readers with no knowledge of the Naval training
of those days will wonder how on earth any boy in his right mind was ever
persuaded to join 'The Andrew'.
But in that perverse way of human nature
those who lived through the brutal regime of H.M.S. Ganges will probably
remember it with affection and even pride.
'You took us on as boys - and made us men'
says the verse. The system also produced the finest sailors in the world.
DAVID HILL
Editor-in-Chief and Managing Director
Weekend Publications Ltd
John Douglas was born in Birmingham in the
'30's. He joined Ganges in September 9th. 1947. He spent time there as a Boy
Signalman and served ten years in the RN visiting 22 countries including
several in the East Indies, Mediterranean and one or two within the Arctic
Circle. Two-and-a-half years in the East Indies. 8 months in the Home Fleet,
and his final posting was for two-and-a-half years in the Main Signal Office.
Malta.
John has been writing professionally, songs,
poems, ballads etc. for over thirty years; this is the 3rd reproduction of his
second book - he has written five in all -and has written several items for
radio and television.
A fluent speaker, conversationalist and
story-teller he has guested over 400 radio programmes. researching and
presenting some of them, including a ten half-hour series: "Reflections. a
city remembered", taking the listener back to 1880 through to 1980. He had
several tv spots. ten of them presenting programmes which promoted his books.
He left his native Birmingham in 1989 and
lives in the converted 200-year-old village school of Penmarth. Cammenellis,
Cornwall.
SEE ALSO: Tales of the Troggs